Music: Also Sprach Davis
Those atheists are a dirty breed, thinking they have every right in the world to believe in destroying (I don't know what, but I'm pretty sure it's not Muslims or Jews or those awful heretics and their stupid theory that we revolve around the sun and the stars weren't created especially for our occasional enjoyment). Although, I'm with Douglas Adams when he asked if the garden isn't beautiful enough without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too.
Anyway, at least one person has the courage to stand up to those dirty atheists. So, fight the power, Rep. Davis! Tell it like it is! Amen!
Us non-believers definitely don't have the same rights as the rest of the world, what with our dangerous philosophies like pacifism or humanism or preferring a walk in the woods to a day in the synagogue or, you know, giving our money to, say, the local children's hospital instead of a priest.
Ahh! Disgusting! Scandalous! I am so not getting into Heaven with those sort of immoral ideas.
In the probable case that you have no idea what I'm going on about: